Porn for Spiritual Women

Well, 2015 is off and running and I’m ready to put some of my NY goals into action, one of those being—to have more fun! I’m a big fan of the book series Porn for Women, which depicts hunky men offering up backrubs and help around the house. You know, the kind of stuff guys love! I thought for kicks and giggles, I’d start off the year with my own special installment, which I call Porn for Spiritual Women. Enjoy!

Joe battle ropes

Chris Pine

Jon

Idris

Channing

Patrick

byung

James

Charlie

Joe Burning Man

Benedict

Hemsworth

Cam

For all you EFT fans…Chris tapping

After protests from my husband on why he didn’t make the list. Here you go, sweetheart!

Josh test

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        • Abbey says

          The one doing EFT? That’s Chris Pratt from “Parks & Rec” and “Guardians of the Galaxy.” I’m a big fan.

          • Christina says

            I think she was implying that the adorable pug was yer husband, and she wanted to know who the man with the beard in the picture with him was. :)

          • Abbey says

            Oh man, I totally missed that! Thank you for clarifying. The pug’s name is Henry and in all truth, he’s really my spirit animal. :)

        • Abbey says

          Ha! Yes, just the way you said it, especially with the “Pug!” at the end. You are clearly a pug person which automatically makes you the total opposite of creepy.

          • Stacey says

            I agree. The picture of your husband is most definitely the sexiest picture on here. PUG!! ;)

          • Abbey says

            My husband is just loving this right now!! I’m never going to hear the end of it, I’m telling you!

      • says

        These are so awesome!!! I’m coconut oil girl, so of course I had to send that one to my husband! Thank you for making me laugh! Adding one about Mercury going into retrograde would be hilarious!

        • Abbey says

          Mercury in retrograde! That’s such a great idea. I’ll save that for the next installment. Thank you!!

  1. Sarah says

    So I was putting my baby to sleep while reading this and literally laughed so loud it woke him up so I had to start all over again. These are brilliant! Thanks for a Monday morning laugh.

  2. Erin says

    Joe’s so hot, he got in there twice. Whew!! Also, um hi Channing…cooking….glutenfree. Excuse me while I go wipe drool off my keyboard….

  3. Abigail says

    You know you actually are a hippy when you are reading through these going “uh huh, hot damn, these are some fine men…..wait, what? Feathers and body glitter are a terrible idea for Burning Man, it’s a leave no trace event!”

    :P ~sheepish grin~

    Still, these were great, thanks for sharing them. ;)

    • Michele says

      Those were my exact same thoughts, between the laughter (and smiley smiles) and more laughter again when sharing this with my guy (who’s a nice mixture of a dash of a few of these but with a hard candy shell… haha)!

      Brilliant, Abbey! Thanks!

  4. says

    This was absolutely fabulous and so accurate! We don’t think about how ridiculous we look to men with all the woo woo that we do. LOL

  5. Ruby Jane says

    I totally thought that was James McAvoy at the end and you were just being cute by calling him your husband.

  6. Amanda says

    Just love this porn site! My best friend sent it to me-she sure knows how to make my day! I pinned each one to my Pin page “Healthy Living For Women”.

    • Abbey says

      Healthy Living for Women! Can’t think of a more appropriate board for them to be under! Thanks for pinning!

  7. jen says

    Oh, huge gratitude for the much-needed laughter! Now, are the beyonce-themed oracle cards for real, and if so, where can I get those?

    • Abbey says

      Oh man, I wish! I imagine I might have a bit of a problem with copyright infringement on those. Until then, I’ll just have to be happy posting them to FB and Instagram. Thanks for the kind words!

  8. jesspodcast says

    This is great! I would like to hear: I have made a vegan cheese cake especially for you because u sound really sad on the phone.

  9. Jan says

    The fact that the first thing I thought of when I saw EFT was “electronic funds transfer” is a disturbing indicator of the possibility that I just MAY not have been paying enough attention to my spiritual side.

    • Abbey says

      BWah ha! That is hilarious. Although there’s something to be said for a good Electronic Funds Transfer too. ;)

  10. Katherine says

    Cackled madly as my hot carpenter husband strolled into the room, tossed his long hair and lounged onto the couch with our cats while drinking the Green Goddess smoothie I made for him as I read the first pic! Thanks for the laugh out loud awesomeness. Ladies, they are out there!

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