Well, 2015 is off and running and I’m ready to put some of my NY goals into action, one of those being—to have more fun! I’m a big fan of the book series Porn for Women, which depicts hunky men offering up backrubs and help around the house. You know, the kind of stuff guys love! I thought for kicks and giggles, I’d start off the year with my own special installment, which I call Porn for Spiritual Women. Enjoy!
For all you EFT fans…
After protests from my husband on why he didn’t make the list. Here you go, sweetheart!
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weird that theres not a picture of me in there.
Problem solved!! See above.
Oooooh, your husband is adorable, but whose the guy in the beard?
The one doing EFT? That’s Chris Pratt from “Parks & Rec” and “Guardians of the Galaxy.” I’m a big fan.
I think she was implying that the adorable pug was yer husband, and she wanted to know who the man with the beard in the picture with him was.
Oh man, I totally missed that! Thank you for clarifying. The pug’s name is Henry and in all truth, he’s really my spirit animal.
All of these men are hot, and yes that definitely includes your husband. Mmm
Haha! Thank you! His head is going to be so big after this!
Is there a not creepy way to say that the shot of your husband was the hottest picture up there?
Pug!
Ha! Yes, just the way you said it, especially with the “Pug!” at the end. You are clearly a pug person which automatically makes you the total opposite of creepy.
I agree. The picture of your husband is most definitely the sexiest picture on here. PUG!!
My husband is just loving this right now!! I’m never going to hear the end of it, I’m telling you!
Ha ha ha! These are hilarious. Well done. xoxo
Thanks, Frances! Stay tuned for more in 2015!
These are so awesome!!! I’m coconut oil girl, so of course I had to send that one to my husband! Thank you for making me laugh! Adding one about Mercury going into retrograde would be hilarious!
Mercury in retrograde! That’s such a great idea. I’ll save that for the next installment. Thank you!!
So I was putting my baby to sleep while reading this and literally laughed so loud it woke him up so I had to start all over again. These are brilliant! Thanks for a Monday morning laugh.
BRILLIANT!!!!!! Laughing so hard.
Henry is so obviously the hottest one of the series. Rock on with spiritual porn!
O. M. G. Best post ever.
DYING! This is too good.
Joe’s so hot, he got in there twice. Whew!! Also, um hi Channing…cooking….glutenfree. Excuse me while I go wipe drool off my keyboard….
You rock my world Abbers.
So freakin’ funny, Abby. Must keep them coming. xo
This is hilarious! I love it
these are hilarious! thanks
Thanks, Michelle! Maybe I’ll repost for TBT this week!
The official High Priestess of the Woo gives her blessing upon those sumptuous gents.
That last one with the pug was very nice.
You just made my evening…. /drool
oh yes! I’d love to tell HIM what came through in my guided meditation this morning! lol
Yes! Yes! Yes! And yes!!! I’m gonna get me some of that!!!
this is ah-mazing!! I’m literally loling!
thanks so much for sharing!! <3
You know you actually are a hippy when you are reading through these going “uh huh, hot damn, these are some fine men…..wait, what? Feathers and body glitter are a terrible idea for Burning Man, it’s a leave no trace event!”
Still, these were great, thanks for sharing them.
Those were my exact same thoughts, between the laughter (and smiley smiles) and more laughter again when sharing this with my guy (who’s a nice mixture of a dash of a few of these but with a hard candy shell… haha)!
Brilliant, Abbey! Thanks!
OMG, this made me laugh out loud. What a great post! I think I will use these pictures to manifest the man of my dreams:-) lol Loved this.
Love this!!! Made my week lady! Xx
Ahahah this is hilarious!
Just to laugh a little in our craziness
This was absolutely fabulous and so accurate! We don’t think about how ridiculous we look to men with all the woo woo that we do. LOL
he he he he he Thanks for the morning giggle!
Ha! I just love this. I’ll take the pancakes if I could eat them!
This is kind of amazing. Thanks for a great post!
I can’t stop smiling, LOL this is awesome
You are so my new favorite!
Would love to be able to share as individual memes. Thanks for the smile.
Hi Kerrie, feel free to share as memes, just please link back to the post. Thanks!
Oh my this was SO hilarious. Made my day!
I totally thought that was James McAvoy at the end and you were just being cute by calling him your husband.
Wow, wait ’till I tell him. He’s going to be thrilled!!
Just love this porn site! My best friend sent it to me-she sure knows how to make my day! I pinned each one to my Pin page “Healthy Living For Women”.
Healthy Living for Women! Can’t think of a more appropriate board for them to be under! Thanks for pinning!
This is brilliant.
Oh, huge gratitude for the much-needed laughter! Now, are the beyonce-themed oracle cards for real, and if so, where can I get those?
Oh man, I wish! I imagine I might have a bit of a problem with copyright infringement on those. Until then, I’ll just have to be happy posting them to FB and Instagram. Thanks for the kind words!
Definitely gotta love a guy who loves a Pug!!
This is great! I would like to hear: I have made a vegan cheese cake especially for you because u sound really sad on the phone.
That’s a good one!
The fact that the first thing I thought of when I saw EFT was “electronic funds transfer” is a disturbing indicator of the possibility that I just MAY not have been paying enough attention to my spiritual side.
BWah ha! That is hilarious. Although there’s something to be said for a good Electronic Funds Transfer too.
Cackled madly as my hot carpenter husband strolled into the room, tossed his long hair and lounged onto the couch with our cats while drinking the Green Goddess smoothie I made for him as I read the first pic! Thanks for the laugh out loud awesomeness. Ladies, they are out there!
You’re a lucky lady! And I agree! They are out there.